New end-of-season awards the NBA should introduce

The NBA Playoffs are only weeks away, which means awards season is also almost upon us. Here are some ideas for new accolades we would like to see handed out at the end of each season. Some are serious, some not so much. Who would you nominate for each award this season? Let us know if the comments below.

Tim Duncan might be old, but he remains one of the league's best players. Image: Ronald Martinez/Getty Images

Tim Duncan might be old, but he remains one of the league’s best players.
Image: Ronald Martinez/Getty Images

 

Veteran of the Year

Each season, the NBA celebrates the best performing first-year players by selecting a Rookie of the Year and announcing their All-Rookie teams. But why should the league’s youngsters get all the praise?

It is arguably more impressive to be a valuable contributor in the NBA in the later years of your career than as a fresh-faced college kid. So why not commemorate the best performing elder statesmen of the league each season?

Limit the field to players over 35 years of age and sign a lucrative sponsorship with an adult diaper company and you are good to go.

Let’s take this opportunity to retroactively present the last three awards to Tim Duncan – 15.2 points, 9.9 rebounds and 1.9 blocks per game as a 38-year-old this season.

The All-Ancient First Team:

G Andre Miller (Washington Wizards/38-years-old)
G Vince Carter (Dallas Mavericks/37)
F Dirk Nowitzki (Dallas Mavericks/35)
F Paul Pierce (Brooklyn Nets/36)
C Jermaine O’Neal (Golden State Warriors/35)

 

He doesn't get the most playing time, but Jimmer Fredette might get the biggest cheers from the crowd when he subs in. Image: Gary Dineen/Getty Images

He doesn’t get the most playing time, but Jimmer Fredette might get the biggest cheers from the crowd when he subs in.
Image: Gary Dineen/Getty Images

12th Man of the Year

There is plenty of talk surrounding the best sixth men in the league. Scoring, defence or leadership off the bench is a valuable commodity for any team, but where is the love for the guys that do all that from the end of the bench?

They might not have had the biggest role on the court for their teams, but guys like Brian Scalabrine and Luke Walton often received the biggest cheers from the fans when they took the court.

It is time for the NBA to recognise the valuable contributions of the human victory cigars around the league with an official award.

Reigning titleholder Kent Bazemore has found a bigger role with the Los Angeles Lakers, so it is time to elect a new champion.

This season’s winner of the Brian Scalabrine 12th Man of the Year award is…Chicago Bull Jimmer Fredette! The former King has only scored 15 points for the Bulls, but that is the beauty of this award. Stats don’t matter. Fredette received a standing ovation as he checked in for the first time in Chicago and swiftly nailed a long two-pointer, his only basket in 3:08 of actions. Which is the epitome of a 12th Man of the Year performance. #FreeJimmer!

The Garbage Time All-Stars:

G Fredette (Bulls/10.5 minutes per game)
G Dionte Christmas (Phoenix Suns/6.3)
F Luigi Datome (Detroit Pistons/6.5)
F Matt Bonner (San Antonio Spurs/11.1)
C Jason Collins (Brooklyn Nets/6.6)

 

Joe Johnson is a cold blooded killer in clutch situations. Image: Jesse D. Garrabrant/Getty Images

Joe Johnson is a cold blooded killer in clutch situations.
Image: Jesse D. Garrabrant/Getty Images

Captain Clutch Award

It is one of the most highly debated topics in the NBA: who is the most clutch player in the league.

So why not introduce an official award for people to through amongst the hyperbole of their debates?

This is the type of award that can be won or lost on the basis of a single play. Hit a big-time shot and you could taking home the hardware. Miss it and you can forget about adding to your trophy cabinet.

Watch Joe Johnson take down the Phoenix Suns below:

This season’s winner of the Michael Jordan Trophy (its about time the G.O.A.T. got his name on an official award), and defending champion, is Brooklyn Nets late game assassin Joe Johnson.

Johnson is so dependable in late-game situations that teammates Kevin Garnett refers to him as “Joe Jesus”.

“He might not be there when you call on him, but he’s there when you need him,” said Garnett of Johnson’s game-sealing performance against the Hawks earlier in the season.

Check out Johnson’s buzzer-beating game-winner against the Thunder below:

Per Jason Patt of SBNation, over his past two seasons, Johnson is 6-for-6 in the final 10 seconds of regulation or overtime when his team is tied or behind by three points or less. While in the final 30 seconds of regulation or overtime in similar situations, he is 12-for-14.

It is hard to argue with that.

The Robert Horry All-Stars:

G Steph Curry (Golden State Warriors)
G Joe Johnson (Brooklyn Nets)
F Kevin Durant (Oklahoma City Thunder)
F Andre Iguodala (Golden State Warriors)
C Dirk Nowitzki (Dallas Mavericks)

 

Gerald Green has made the most of his extended playing time in Phoenix, showcasing some incredible dunks along the way. Image: Melissa Majchrzak/Getty Images

Gerald Green has made the most of his extended playing time in Phoenix, showcasing some incredible dunks along the way.
Image: Melissa Majchrzak/Getty Images

Dunker of the Year

The All-Star Weekend Dunk Contest might fall short of expectations each season, but there have been no shortage of awe-inspiring dunks during the regular season over the years.

It also opens the field to superstars who are reluctant to enter the dunk contest like LeBron James or Russell Westbrook and include elements of dunking that the dunk contest neglects like dunking over an actively defending opponent.

This season’s clear winner is Phoenix Suns high-flyer Gerald Green.

Check out Green’s aerial exploits from this season below:

He says he doesn’t want to be known as just a dunker anymore, but as long as he keeps defying gravity, Green’s most spectacular moments will continue to happen above the rim.

The Anti-Gravity All-Stars:

G Terrence Ross (Toronto Raptors)
G Gerald Green (Phoenix Suns)
F LeBron James (Miami Heat)
F Blake Griffin (Los Angeles Clippers)
C DeAndre Jordan (Los Angeles Clippers)

 

Jeff Withey was a runaway candidate for the Shawn Bradley Trophy after Xavier Henry posterised him at the beginning of the season. Image: Andrew D. Bernstein/Getty Images

Jeff Withey was a runaway candidate for the Shawn Bradley Trophy after Xavier Henry posterised him at the beginning of the season.
Image: Andrew D. Bernstein/Getty Images

 

Awkward White Guy of the Year

There’s one of every team. The gangly 7-foot centre who spends equal amounts of time on opponents highlight reels and posters as he does on the bench.

Three-time winner Timofey Mozgov is slowly becoming a productive player for the Nuggets, Luke Harangody is sadly no longer in the league, and reigning champ Aaron Gray has provided less laugh-out-loud highlights this season, so it is time to crown a new champ.

Check out reigning Awkward White Guy of the Year Aaron Gray take flight below:

New Orleans Pelicans pivot Jeff Withey’s pride is still hurting after Lakers swingman Xavier Henry embarrassed him with a filthy facial dunk earlier in the season.

Watch Jeff Withey’s pride evaporate below:

Former Laker, and current TNT analyst, Shaquille O’Neal accidentally referred to Withey as “Jeff Whitey” during his “Diesal’s Dunks” segment earlier in the year.

A unanimous selection: Jeff “Whitey” Withey.

The “Shawn Bradley Select”:

C Jeff Withey (New Orleans)
C Greg Stiemsma (New Orleans)
C Kosta Koufos (Memphis Grizzlies)
C Kris Humprhies (Boston Celtics)
C Aaron Gray (Sacramento Kings)

 

Kendall Marshall has been a revelation in the Lakers backcourt, he could also revitalise your Twitter feed if you aren't following him already. Image: Andrew D. Bernstein/Getty Images

Kendall Marshall has been a revelation in the Lakers backcourt, he could also revitalise your Twitter feed if you aren’t following him already.
Image: Andrew D. Bernstein/Getty Images

Tweeter of the Year

Twitter has brought NBA fans closer to their favourite players than ever before.

The NBA’s funniest, most intelligent, and just downright weirdest players are each given their chance to shine 140 characters at a time.

This season we are handing the trophy to Los Angeles Lakers point guard Kendall Marshall.

There might be holes in his basketball game, but Marshall’s is an all-around Twitter stud. From jokes and song lyrics to astute social observations and interacting with his followers, Marshall is at the forefront of the NBA social media evolution.

The 140 Club

G Kendall Marshall (Los Angeles/@KButter5)
G JR Smith (New York/@TheRealJRSmith)
F Metta World Peace (New York/@MettaWorldPeace)
F Dirk Nowitzki (Dallas/@swish41)
C Roy Hibbert (Indiana/@Hoya2aPacer)

Honourable mention to Kevin Seraphin (Washington/@kevin_seraphin) who follows me for god knows what reason.

 

You can't deny Pierre the Pelican's commitment to the cause after he went under the knife midseason to reconstruct his terrifying face. Image: Derick E. Hingle/USA TODAY Sports & @PelicansNBA

You can’t deny Pierre the Pelican’s commitment to the cause after he went under the knife midseason to reconstruct his terrifying face.
Image: Derick E. Hingle/USA TODAY Sports & @PelicansNBA

 

Mascot of the Year

They’re fun, they’re silly, they’re just awesome.

NBA mascots are amazing and it is an absolute outrage that we don’t commemorate their contribution to the game each and ever season!

Even inflatable mascots are incredible!

Early favourite for this season’s award The Raptor (Toronto) was cut down by injury before the season even began, but strong performances from veteran mascots Benny the Bull (Chicago), Hooper (Detroit) and defending champ Rocky the Mountain Lion (Denver) maintained the awards history of strong competition.

Check out Pierre’s radical facial reconstruction below:

However, this season belongs to one mascot and one mascot alone. Rookie sensation Pierre the Pelican’s season got off to a rough start, terrorising children and devouring unsuspecting fan’s souls, but his commitment to his craft (even going under the knife to change his appearance) and strong freshman season make him a worthy selection.

The Greatest Team Ever Assembled 

G Benny the Bull (Chicago Bulls)
G Rocky the Mountain Lion (Denver Nuggets)
F Hooper (Detroit Pistons)
Pierre the Pelican (New Orleans Pelicans)
C The Raptor (Toronto Raptors)

 

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